音乐家最重要的生理素质是什么
In an entrance examination of a conservatory of music, a teacher asked one of the boys, "What is the most important physiological quality of a musician?"
"To be deaf," replied the boy.
"Nonsense!" said the teacher angrily.
"Why, sir! Don't you know that the famous musician Beethoven was deaf?" the boy asked in reply disdainfully.
在一次音乐学院的入学考试中，老师问其中一个男孩："音乐家最重要的生理素质是什么？"
"耳聋，"男孩答道。
"胡说！"老师气愤地说。
"怎么了，先生！难道您不知道大名鼎鼎的音乐家贝多芬是个聋子吗？"男孩轻蔑地反问道。
"To be deaf," replied the boy.
"Nonsense!" said the teacher angrily.
"Why, sir! Don't you know that the famous musician Beethoven was deaf?" the boy asked in reply disdainfully.
在一次音乐学院的入学考试中，老师问其中一个男孩："音乐家最重要的生理素质是什么？"
"耳聋，"男孩答道。
"胡说！"老师气愤地说。
"怎么了，先生！难道您不知道大名鼎鼎的音乐家贝多芬是个聋子吗？"男孩轻蔑地反问道。
- a neuropathy 一个精神病
- Have a neuropathy, I do not know where to get a handful of pistols, he is gone in a little black alley. When suddenly a young man, neuropathy apart from anything else its guns on the ground by pointing to his head. Asked one plus a few zero. Terrified young people, thought for a long time. Answer, equals two. Neuropathy of the killing he did not hesitate. And then get pulled in his arms, said a cold, you know too much ...
有一个神经病，不知道从哪里弄来了一把手枪，他走在一条小黑胡同里。突然遇上一个年轻人，神经病二话不说将其按在地上用枪指着他的头。问道，一加一得几。年轻人吓坏了，沉思了很久。回答，等于二。神经病毫不犹豫的打死了他。然后把抢拽在怀里，冰冷的说了一句，你知道的太多了…
- 一场特殊的足球比赛
- Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."
"Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher.
"Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." replied Mike.
麦克上学迟到了。他对布莱克老师说：“对不起，老师，今天早上我迟到了。因为我在梦里观看了一场球赛。”
么它会让你迟到呢？”老师问道。
这都有能力获胜，所以就持续的时间长了。”麦克回答说。
- 英文笑话：九个月吧
- Mr.Clark,I'm afraid I have bad news," the doctor told his
patient."You only have six months to live."
The man sat in stunned silence for the next several minutes.
"I can't possibly pay you in that time."
"Okay," the doctor said,"let's make it nine months."
“克拉克先生,有个坏消息,你只有六个月可活了.”医生告诉他的病人.
病人惊呆了.“六个月我不可能付清医疗费.”
“好吧,”医生说,“那就九个月吧.”
- 你可以不上大学，但不可以不拼搏
- 一位大妈误加入一个博士群里。有人提问：一滴水从很高很高的地方自由落体下来，砸到人会不会砸伤? 或砸死 ？群里一下就热闹起来，各种公式，各种假设，各种阻力，重力，加速度的计算，足足讨论了近一个小时 。这时我默默问了一句：你们没有淋过雨吗 ？群里突然死一般的寂静......然后，然后老娘就被踢出群了。
晚饭后，母亲和女儿一块儿洗碗盘，父亲和儿子在客厅看电视。突然，厨房里传来打破盘子的响声，然后一片沉寂。这时儿子望着父亲说道：“一定是妈妈打破的。”“你怎么知道？”“她没有骂人。”
有个老人在河边钓鱼，一个小孩走过去看他钓鱼。老人技巧纯熟，所以没多久就钓上了满篓的鱼，老人见小孩很可爱，要把整篓的鱼送给他，小孩摇摇头，老人惊异的问道：“你为何不要？”小孩回答：“我想要你手中的钓竿。”老人问：“你要钓竿做什么？”小孩说：“这篓鱼没多久就吃完了，要是我有钓竿，我就可以自己钓，一辈子也吃不完。”
男人买了一条鱼回家让老婆煮，然后自己跑去看电影，老婆也想一起去。男人说：“两个人看浪费钱，你把鱼煮好，等我看完回来，边吃边和你分享故事情节。”
待男人看完回来时，没见到鱼，就问老婆：“鱼呢？”老婆淡定地找了把椅子坐了下来说：“鱼我全吃了，来，坐下来我给你讲讲鱼的味道。做人，就该这样，你怎么对我，我就怎么对你！
高考那年，我考了200分，而妈妈朋友的孩子考了680分，那个孩子去了重点大学，而我只能去打工，九年后，那孩子的妈妈向我和妈妈炫耀他儿子又应聘了一个月薪过万的项目经理…而我，却在想：该不该聘用他。
- 反正我太太明天会来换的
- A gentleman walks into a store and asked for a pair of gloves.
″Cloth or leather﹖″ asked the salesperson.
″Makes no difference ″replied customer.
″What color﹖″ asked the clerk.
″Any″ he responded.
″Size﹖″
″Give me whatever you prefer″ the gentleman said slightly exasperated. ″My wife will be back tomorrow to exchange them.″
一位先生走进一家商店要买副手套。
“您是要布的还是皮的？”售货员问。
“没什么区别。”这位顾客回答。
“那您要什么颜色的呢？”售货员又问。
“什么颜色都成。”他回答。
“号码呢？”
“您就随便给我拿一副吧，”这位顾客有点不耐烦了，“反正我太太明天都会来换的。”
- 搞笑幽默段子：大爷和大妈
- 搞笑幽默段子：大爷和大妈
- 反正我太太明天会来换的
- A gentleman walks into a store and asked for a pair of gloves.
″Cloth or leather﹖″ asked the salesperson.
″Makes no difference ″replied customer.
″What color﹖″ asked the clerk.
″Any″ he responded.
″Size﹖″
″Give me whatever you prefer″ the gentleman said slightly exasperated. ″My wife will be back tomorrow to exchange them.″
一位先生走进一家商店要买副手套。
“您是要布的还是皮的？”售货员问。
“没什么区别。”这位顾客回答。
“那您要什么颜色的呢？”售货员又问。
“什么颜色都成。”他回答。
“号码呢？”
“您就随便给我拿一副吧，”这位顾客有点不耐烦了，“反正我太太明天都会来换的。”
- 搞笑幽默段子：大爷和大妈
- 搞笑幽默段子：大爷和大妈
- 心灵鸡汤：回忆里的那个人
- 心灵鸡汤：回忆里的那个人
