After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take
another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly
arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would
have an excuse to leave.When he returned to the table, he
lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have
some bad news. My grandfather just died.""Thank heavens,"
his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"