英语搞笑段子：本科生与研究生的区别！
"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," said an instructor at a university graduate engineering course. "When I say 'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond 'Good afternoon.' But the graduate students just write it down."
一个教师在研究生工程学课堂上说："我一眼就能看出来哪些是本科生，哪些是研究生。" "我说'下午好'的时候，本科生回答'下午好'，而研究生则把这句话记在本子上。"
- a neuropathy 一个精神病
- Have a neuropathy, I do not know where to get a handful of pistols, he is gone in a little black alley. When suddenly a young man, neuropathy apart from anything else its guns on the ground by pointing to his head. Asked one plus a few zero. Terrified young people, thought for a long time. Answer, equals two. Neuropathy of the killing he did not hesitate. And then get pulled in his arms, said a cold, you know too much ...
有一个神经病，不知道从哪里弄来了一把手枪，他走在一条小黑胡同里。突然遇上一个年轻人，神经病二话不说将其按在地上用枪指着他的头。问道，一加一得几。年轻人吓坏了，沉思了很久。回答，等于二。神经病毫不犹豫的打死了他。然后把抢拽在怀里，冰冷的说了一句，你知道的太多了…
- 一场特殊的足球比赛
- Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."
"Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher.
"Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." replied Mike.
麦克上学迟到了。他对布莱克老师说：“对不起，老师，今天早上我迟到了。因为我在梦里观看了一场球赛。”
么它会让你迟到呢？”老师问道。
这都有能力获胜，所以就持续的时间长了。”麦克回答说。
- 英文笑话：九个月吧
- Mr.Clark,I'm afraid I have bad news," the doctor told his
patient."You only have six months to live."
The man sat in stunned silence for the next several minutes.
"I can't possibly pay you in that time."
"Okay," the doctor said,"let's make it nine months."
“克拉克先生,有个坏消息,你只有六个月可活了.”医生告诉他的病人.
病人惊呆了.“六个月我不可能付清医疗费.”
“好吧,”医生说,“那就九个月吧.”
- 小圆说题：能不能跳出惯性思维
- 难度不大，就看你能不能跳惯性思维出
- 小圆说题；这是为啥
- 这是为啥？传说，这是首富招聘面试问题 ，仔细想想， 无语。
- 小圆说题：咋样才能拿到最大的一颗
- 问问大家一下，咋样才能拿到最大的一颗
