- 男人涂什么指甲油
- “你是gay吗一大男人涂什么粉红色指甲油，你看老子这蓝色的多稳重。”
- 睡觉不踏实的小孩。
- 还好有蚊帐。
- 父亲与邻居的对话
- Neighbor: Do you think your son will forget all he learned at college?
Father: I hope so. He certainly can't make a living by kissing girls!
邻居：您认为您的儿子会把在大学里学的东西全忘光吗？
父亲：我希望这样--他当然不能以吻女孩子谋生吧!
- 能识乐谱的聪明小狗
- a little boy was practicing his violin, while his father sat reading the newspaper. the family dog began to howl along dismally.
一个小男孩在练习小提琴，他的父亲在读报纸。随着小男孩的琴声，家里养的狗也开始高一声低一声的叫起来。
finally, the father could endure the combination no more and said, "can't you play something the dog doesn't know?"
最后，小男孩的父亲实在忍不下去了，说，“难道你就不能拉一些狗听不懂的曲子吗？”
- 正在接吻的公交车。
- 这是。。。。
- 一直在打自己的哥们。
- 哥们，怎么了？
- 不要球队名字的夹克
- Today, I received my soccer team jacket that I ordered a month ago. Trying to save money, I'd selected the "no name" option to avoid an extra $20 embroidering fee. My jacket now has "NO NAME" spelled out on the side of it, and I was charged the extra $20 dollars after all.
今天，我收到一个月前订的球队的夹克，为了省下绣名字的20美元，我当时选了“不要名字”。现在，我的夹克上被绣上了“不要名字”悲催的是我最终还得付20美元。
- 我们在街头卖艺。
- 这个也不错。。
- 幸运的大黑猫。。
- "father," said jim, running into the drawing-room, " there's a big black cat in the dining-room."
吉米跑进客厅说：“爸爸，餐厅里有一只大黑猫！”
"never mind, jimmy," said his father drowsily, "black cats are lucky."
他的父亲懒洋洋得说：“没关系，吉米，黑猫是幸运猫呢。”
"this one is, he's just had your dinner!"
“它的确很幸运：（因为）它刚把你的晚饭给吃了。”
- 没想到你也是这种老头
- 没想到你也是这种老头
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