一名不老练的店员
a fat lady walked into the dress shop. "i'd like to see a dress that would fit me," she told the clerk.
一个胖女人走进服装店。“我想看一件适合我穿的衣服，”她告诉店员说。
"so would i," said the tactless clerk.
“我也是。”不太老练的店员说道。
一个胖女人走进服装店。“我想看一件适合我穿的衣服，”她告诉店员说。
"so would i," said the tactless clerk.
“我也是。”不太老练的店员说道。
- 卖就卖呗，我又不买～
- 今天在逛街，看到一家衣服店，衣服上面挂着200元。我问老板：这衣服500卖不卖？老板说：卖！我说：卖就卖呗，我又不买～
- 原来妹子是在想这个
- 楼下小店老板最近自己做酱猪蹄来卖，味道不错。 晚上去买，只剩5只，我都买了。
收钱小妹问我：你一个人吃吗?
我说是啊。
她大声说：你会长胖的。
我说：没关系，胖点结实。
她轻声说：偷偷告诉你，这个不好吃，别买那么多!
我纳闷了，这小妹怎么了。
我说：没关系，我喜欢吃。
她有点不高兴。
给我打包时，她终于忍不住说：老板说如果到了关门，酱猪蹄还有没卖光，就给我带回去吃的……
- 一个包包，内外都是名牌呀
- 一个包包，内外都是名牌呀
- 未使用的政治家的大脑
- the brain surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant.
外科医生正要作脑移植手术。
you have your choice of two brains, he told the patient, for $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for $10,000 you can have the brain of a politician.
你可从两个脑子中选个给你。医生告诉病人，心理学家的大脑1000美元，政治家的大脑10000美元
the patient was amazed at the huge difference in price. is the brain of a politician that much better? he asked.
病人很惊讶二者间的差别，政治家的大脑好些吗？他问
the brain surgeon replied, no, it’s not better, just unused.
医生说：不是好些，只是没有用过
- 谢谢你没往浴缸里看
- unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother, an impeccable housekeeper, rushed around straightening up. she put my father and brother to work cleaning the guest bathroom. later, when she went to inspect it, she was surprised that the once-cluttered room had been tidied up so quickly. then she saw the note on the closed shower curtains. it read "thank you for not looking in the bathtub."
不速之客就在路上，我妈妈是完美的家庭主妇，正忙着整理。她分配给爸和哥哥的任务是打扫客人使用的浴室。一会后，当她检查时候，她吃惊了，一度杂乱的房间被打扫干净了。她看到浴帘有张纸条上写着：谢谢你没往浴缸里看。
- 我知道你会帮我。。
- Smith goes to see his boss in the front office. "Boss," he says: "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic(阁楼) and the garage."
"We're short-handed, Smith." the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off."
"Thanks, boss," says Smith, "I know I could count on you!"
史密斯去找他的老板。“老板，我们家明天有很重的工作要做，我妻子让我修阁楼和车库。”
“可我们很缺人，史密斯。”老板答道，“我不可能放你的假。”
“谢谢，老板。”史密斯说，“我就知道你会帮我。”
