怎么翻译? If you do not leave me, we will die together.
(四级水平)如果不滚开,我就和你同归于尽。
(六级水平)你若不离不弃,我必生死相依。
(八级水平)问世间情为何物?直教人生死相许。
(专家水平)天地合,乃敢与君绝。 (活佛水平)你在或不在,爱就在那里,不增不减 (东北水平)你要不跟我走尼玛我就干死你完事我也死。
某男,粗通英文,至使馆,有表要填,有一栏是sex。
该男思之久已,毅然下笔:“Once a week”。
签证官观后暴笑,曰:“This item should be filled in with male or female.”
该男顿时赧颜,思之,填下“female“,官楞之,曰:“shouldn’t it be male?”
男急释曰:“I am a normal man, so I have sex with female.”
Where is the father?
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"
"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"
The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."
兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。
“看,”哥哥说,“这些画多漂亮呀!”
“是啊,”弟弟说道,“可是在所有这些画中,只有妈妈和孩子。
那爸爸去哪儿了呢?”
哥哥想了会儿,然后解释道:“很明显,他当时正在画这些画呗。”